I wrote this letter before the day after...

I wrote this after Obama was declared the winner in the Presidential race:

Obama will perpetuate the welfare state, as people seek handouts instead of being productive members of society.

I agree with all you said about Obama--he's charming, articulate, intelligent, and perhaps even well-meaning. Jimmy Carter was the brightest President we've ever had. Look what happened when he was in charge. Granted, he had a speech impediment, but Obama's ideas are actually more dangerous.

My advice right now is to put your money in tax-free vehicles, whether muni bonds or properly structured, maximum-funded life insurance, or the Mississippi Go Zone. For Growth, buy Wal-Mart and McDonald's, as the strong will get stronger. Natural gas pipelines master limited partnerships are down 80% from their peak, yet reporting recording earnings. And meanwhile, they're giving 20% dividends annually while we wait for a rebound. 200-300% returns won't surprise (between the quarterly dividend and share appreciation), and it's not some speculative high tech play--it's an investment in a gas pipeline company--people will still need to heat their homes and cook, even if they turn the thermostat down. Plus, more municipalities are converting their fleet vehicles to natural gas, as they burn cleaner. T. Boone Pickens made a fortune in oil, then natural gas, and now alternative energy. Bet WITH him, not AGAINST him. Two gas plays I've bought have ex-dividend dates of Nov. 10, so it's too late to buy (it takes 3 business days to settle positions)--there are others, or I will wait another 3 months for the next window.

Kinder Morgan is the safest play, but their dividend is only 6% at today's prices--still solid. My buys have higher yields (20% and 14% dividends, respectively). Since it's an MLP , all its cash flow and earnings go directly to unitholders (me). These MLP's should double within a year, but even if they are flatlining, I still earn the dividend. Disclaimer: this is not a recommendation for any single commpany--these are shares I purchased myself or am considering purchasing.

If you wanna be lazy, just put it in an orange account earning 3%, but realize the big, bad wolf of inflation is just around the corner. The Treasury is printing all kinds of dollars, trying to save this sinking ship, and it's going to make our currency worthless, much like the 70's, when gold, oil, gas, and every other commodity skyrocketed. It's not a matter of if, it's a matter of when. The market will finally wake up to it, and you're going to see a mass exodus OUT of the stock market and real estate markets, and one INTO hard assets.

Meanwhile, watch a lot of TV, read a lot of books, work out, surf the internet, because doing anything else will be expensive.

Yesterday's rant:

Well the markets certainly confirmed my suspicions that Obama is not the answer, even if the average person wanted a "change", as the Dow Jones dropped almost 500 points yesterday. Usually, a change in regime brings hope, a renewal of faith, and optimism, which people are holding on to. But the real money is saying "I don't think so". They're saying growth will be negative or non-existent for years, our future looks grim, and so do our children's and grandchildren's, as we sock them with future taxes on money we spent that we didn't have.

I was wrong--GM lost $6.9 BILLION last quarter--much worse than even the most pessimistic projections. Their collapse is inevitable, as even a bailout by the governement won't help--neither will a merger with Ford or Chrysler.

Hell, at this pace, the US government will be out of business this next decade. At which point, the gun enthusiast with 50 guns will seem prescient instead of crazy.

Bargain basement

Any bargain hunters who have ever been to Boston know of two names: Filene's Basement, and the No-Name restaurant. The former gets you designer rags for pennies on the dollar, especially factoring in the age of the apparel, as time erodes its price. The latter is a no-nonsense Maine lobster house, where prices are half of the more famous Legal Seafood chain and local favorite SkipJack's. There is no ambiance, but you get the true local flavor of what Boston is famous for: lobstah and chowdah. With both time-honored institutions, you get value, something you couldn't get from the nearby mutual fund industry--at least, not until now.

With the implosion of the stock market, due to hedge fund and mutual fund redemptions, it's time to nibble at this double-bottom (October 10 was a secular bottom, in my opinion). I picked up a couple natural gas plays, one a pipeline outfitter for both domestic oil and natural gas. With oil demand destruction driving crude prices lower, natural gas prices have fallen in tandem, as the markets brace for a long, crushing recession (some are predicting an outright depression).

But while oil is an indicator of economic activity, with the transportation and manufacturing industries being major consumers, natural gas is not as interconnected to the overall economy. Sure, we'll turn our thermostats lower this winter in the hopes of reducing our energy bill, but natural gas is more tied to consumer use than industrial use. My thesis is that natural gas use will decline, but not by 80%, as recent market prices suggest. We'll still use natural gas, and public transportation fleet vehicles are converting over to natural gas in increasing numbers, since they burn cleaner. Besides, if T. Boone Pickens is on that side of the bet, I want to be next to him.

But here is the kicker: the owners of these natural gas pipelines are like toll-booths--they just collect revenue for being gatekeepers--no drilling, no speculation, no unknowns. And with some share prices down over 80%, there is deep value, as some are kicking off 20% dividends! These are better than junk bond-like returns, yet these are solid, stable companies, with little debt. Even if I have to wait for a rebound, I don't mind collecting 20% on my money. And these aren't speculative startup plays with hockey stick growth trajectories. On the contrary, these are boring energy plays, with dividends over triple what they normally are.

Perhaps I'm older now, and I still get excited over discovering the next early-stage growth company, but for my serious cash, I really, really like dividend plays. Not earnings--dividends. Despite stricter accounting rules, earnings are still malleable (and manipulated quarter to quarter). Cash flow and dividends to shareholders are transparent. Companies either pay them, or they don't. And they are either increasing the dividend pay outs, or they aren't. Natural gas master limited partnerships (consult your tax advisor on the differences between common shares and MLP's, especially regarding qualified retirement plans) are not only paying out juicy dividends, but their revenue and earnings growth are accelerating.

Of course, all bets are off if the world were to come to an end, as some are predicting, but if you aren't one of those expecting Armageddon, you may want to consider natural gas pipelines. This will be one of the most painful recoveries, as we still have more de-leveraging ahead of us, but if your long-term horizon is beyond a nanosecond, these MLP's look awfully enticing. Consult your investment advisor, and proceed with caution.

Meanwhile, enjoy your lobstah and chowdah, and sleep better knowing you're pocketing 20% dividends at these levels.